Corrupt a wish

[Extinct]

Wish granted but they're from north korea

I wish for it to stop raining

 

[Panda]

wish granted, but it started raining something short

i wish for something begining with d

 

[pbonesteak]

Wish granted, it's dirt!

I wish to get unbanned.

 

[KiratS555]

Wish granted but you get annex right after you get unbanned

I wish for a kneeboard

 

[pbonesteak]

Wish granted but you forgot what it was.

I wish for my parents to go to the bank so I can get some money to get unbanned.

 

[KiratS555]

Wish granted but you don't have a credit card account or paypal

I wish for The weather to be clear

 

[pbonesteak]

Wish granted, but another tornado comes and entered Toronto with you in it! (I live a bit further)

I wish for unlimited gb of ram.

 

[KiratS555]

Wish granted but it cost 1 million dollars 

I wish for automatic nail clippers

 

[link3409]

Wish granted but the clip off your toes.

I wish that certain people would stop being jerks to me and not get worse.

 

[KiratS555]

Wish granted but the other people started being jerks
I wish for a WonderLand Season Pass (Canadian Amusement Park)

 

[bladed]

wish granted but it is counter-fit

I wish for a giant shoe!

 

[pbonesteak]

Wish granted, but you have bigger feet!

I wish to have working proxies.

 

[KiratS555]

Wish granted but they are not for minecraft
I wish for the answers to my next test

 

[link3409]

wish granted but the test is on how to spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

i wish for a big mac (preferibly 2)

 

[KiratS555]

Wish granted but there is no meat or bun.

I wish to get a driving license

 

[link3409]

wish granted but you end up stealing it and crashing into a tree with the car flipped over 

i wish for a jetpack so  i can launch it at something

 

[Panda]

Wished granted but i shot you


I wish for an xbox one

 

[link3409]

wish granted but you gave it to me  and i threw it down a man holeXD

i wish for a wand that grants me 3 wishes with no rules and i dont give it to anyone or lose it or break it or anything.

 

[ZaZack123]

but you end up paying for it

i wish i have a panda

 

[KiratS555]

Wish granted but the panda runs away

I wish for a new tv