Corrupt a wish

[Orange]

This is a fun and simple forum game, you'll enjoy it.

Example:
Person 1: ''I wish for a yogurt...''
Person 2: ''Wish granted but the yogurt has expired.'' etc.
''I wish for a...''

And so on. I'll start.

I wish for a chocolate fudge cake....

 

[Arceus]

Wishes granted, but it's made of poo.

I wish for Merch evolved.

 

[KiratS555]

Wish granted but your banned in it

I wish for no pollen allergies

 

[Extinct]

Wish granted, but you get allergies to ice cream

I wish for unlimited sex

 

[KiratS555]

Wish granted but its unlimited sex with goats

I wish for 2 computers in my house

 

[Extinct]

Wish granted, but they're from 1990

I wish for a better phone

 

[KiratS555]

Wish granted but their from 1990

I wish for new head phones which are actually decent

 

[Extinct]

Wish granted, but they're broken

I wish for 25 players on the server

 

[KiratS555]

Wish granted but they are noobs

I wish for working headphones, which are new and that have a good quality

 

[Extinct]

Wish granted, but they have jizz all over them

I wish for $1

 

[KiratS555]

Wish granted but its fake

I wish for the summer to be nice and warm this whole week

 

[sammyvirk]

Wish granted but its ice cold
I wish to get unbanned from merch

 

[Extinct]

Wish granted, but orange bans you again

I wish for a 10 inch long ****.

 

[KiratS555]

wish granted but its Panda's 

I wish for loackette bypass

 

[Arceus]

Wish granted but the chat gets spammed with it.

I wish I was a girl for a week to know how it feels like.

 

[Extinct]

Wish granted, but you're a fat fuck.

I wish for nothing

 

[Panda]

Wish granted you got my ****

I wish for a in corruptible wish that can not be corrupted no matter what you say

 

[Darwin]

Wish granted but my wish has to get corrupted twice as badly

I wish for some banana lemonade

 

[KiratS555]

Wish granted but you still have a penis

I wish for orange to get his laptop fixed fast

 

[Extinct]

Wish granted, but he sits on it again.

I wish for an A+ in all my classes.