choose your path

[Elialbi12]

To play, first answer one of the questions given by the last post, then you explain what happens to you after you chose that path, then you give a new set of questions.

You are sitting down in your front yard when suddenly, a stampede of wild Honey Badgers run across your lawn! What do you do?

1. Call animal control.
2. Run away.
3. Throw your stash of heavy CRT monitors.

 

[nickin11p]

4.Randomly take a shit and tbag one of them

 

[Elialbi12]

1.But animal control didnt show up so i shot myself.
Your walking along the road when some prostitute comes up to you and says "ten bucks an hour".  You
1.give her 50 bucks
2.decline her offer but take her number
3. ignore her because you have a wife and child

1. but my wife finds out and beats me
You buy an xbox1 from the game store, but he gives you a ps4, you
1.  Ask nicely for a xb1
2.  Walk out with the ps4
3.  have a row with the shop manager

 

[Panda]

[quote author=Nickin11p link=topic=1860.msg9957#msg9957 date=1385717743]
1.But animal control didnt show up so i shot myself.
Your walking along the road when some prostitute comes up to you and says "ten bucks an hour".  You
1.give her 50 bucks
2.decline her offer but take her number
3. ignore her because you have a wife and child

1. but my wife finds out and beats me
You buy an xbox1 from the game store, but he gives you a ps4, you
1.  Ask nicely for a xb1
2.  Walk out with the ps4
3.  have a row with the shop manager
[/quote]

Use ps4 to bash managers head in and steal both ps4 and xb1

 

[Elialbi12]

[quote author=母野郎極端！！ link=topic=1860.msg9965#msg9965 date=1385738659]
[quote author=Nickin11p link=topic=1860.msg9957#msg9957 date=1385717743]
1.But animal control didnt show up so i shot myself.
Your walking along the road when some prostitute comes up to you and says "ten bucks an hour".  You
1.give her 50 bucks
2.decline her offer but take her number
3. ignore her because you have a wife and child

1. but my wife finds out and beats me
You buy an xbox1 from the game store, but he gives you a ps4, you
1.  Ask nicely for a xb1
2.  Walk out with the ps4
3.  have a row with the shop manager
[/quote]

Use ps4 to bash managers head in and steal both ps4 and xb1
[/quote]
your supposed to give us another scenario with more paths

 

[Panda]

1.Jizz ok his face
2.Jizz in his crotch
3.Hide the body

 

[dragoonmc]

1.Jizz ok his face
2.Jizz in his crotch
3.Hide the body

No, just no.



I'll start this one off.


A car passes by and runs over a cat.

1.You help the cat by feeding and takeing care of it.

2. You cook and eat it.

3. Call animal control  because it had rabies.

 

[TKDxKn0cKoUt]

1.

You are getting laid and you smell fish
1. you eat it
2. kill it
3.call 911

 

[dragoonmc]

1.

You are getting laid and you smell fish
1. you eat it
2. kill it
3.call 911

3.

A meteor shower contains a virus that controls peoples body and turns them into zombies. A local town has become infected, and only you are immune to the virus.


1. You go into the town, find the meteor, blow it up along with the town.
2. Find and see if there are any survivors, and call the S.W.A.T team.
3. Get the hell away from there like a coward.

 

[alex2000]

2

Someone tell you (come with me to stole something very expensive or I hit you and I kill you )

what you do and tell ?

1.say yes and get a lot of money
2.tell yes and then you go to your home and call the police
3.say no and you figth with him

 

[Elialbi12]

1

You get aids
you:
1. Go to the hospital
2. try to invent a cure
3. lie down in depression knowing you're going to die young

 

[TKDxKn0cKoUt]

1
If i got aids i would fuck the shit out of every girl

Youre **** is the size of your leg
1. get horny
2. got to the doctor
3. you get to sleep with anyone you want for a day but after that you lose the feeling of getting an orgasime

 

[Panda]

1
If i got aids i would fuck the shit out of every girl

Youre **** is the size of your leg
1. get horny
2. got to the doctor
3. you get to sleep with anyone you want for a day but after that you lose the feeling of getting an orgasime

4. film a porno



You find a dead elephant so you


1.Hide the body
2.Reasurect it
3. fly away

 

[alex2000]

4.i will go to kill and a panda

your parents know you are see porn before 3 times
what you say
1.my best friend get my laptop and see it
2.you admit it and your parents gets your laptop
3.your parents say nothing and you keep seeing porn without you know your parents see you everytime

yeah i know that maybe kinda its a stupid post

 

[KaluTheGamer]

Let me start this one of

1.You are having oral sex and you fell pain in your crouch area/
2.Your Sex partner bites your Penis off.
3.You choke her and take the penis from her mouth.
4.You cook and eat the penis cause why not.

 

[94ender]

You are a bunny? what do you do?

1. be a bunny
2. go to some one and say "fuck im a bunny"
3. turn back into a human

 

[alex2000]

3

You go to buy a mac and you see panda in shop waht do you do?

1.Run back to your home
2.You go to buy the mac and panda attack to you
3.you kill panda and then you buy the mac

 

[Panda]

2


I attack myself I guess


You discover that you have all balls

Do you

1.kill them
2. STRETCH THEM
3.Have surgery

 

[alex2000]

3 i do again surgery

you play football and you broke your leg what didi you do

1.you go at hospital
2.tell panda ficx it
3.you cry

 

[Elialbi12]

2 but Panda is hungry and eats my leg, but he dies because my bones very hard, now I've only got one leg though.
You find a bomb on a plane, you...
1) Throw it out a window, even though you are above a city
2) Call for help from staff
3) Steal a parachute and jump out of the plane, but leave the bomb.