Well, I have this fear of needles. I get all clammy and my palms get sweaty. I donate blood, got piercings, all to combat the fear, and it still happens. I also have this thing where I think I'm way more hilarious than I am, I mean it's not a problem for me, because I'm laughing but yeah. I also have anxiety issues, which would be far more tolerable if I were simply allowed to function with alcohol, but apparently that's frowned upon. I have a tendency to end up with black widows on me, I never get bit, but it's pretty scary, and so whenever it's dark I can't help but imagine that a black widow is crawling on me. I have a weird obsession with Justin Timberlake, which should be self explanatory. Also, I have a fear when I go up in the attic somethings going to attack my face. I mean nothing has ever been in the attic when I go up there (except junk I put up there) but I am almost positive that something is inevitably going to attack my face. We can start from here, and work our way to the big problems if you'd like.